It's all about self-esteem now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who's gonna dance in our strip-clubs?

If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

It would be a colorless world if each individual did not secretly believe himself superior to almost everyone else.

A lot of people say Jerry Lee Lewis done wrong, but that has yet to be proven in the eyes of God.

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it.

It was prettily devised of Aesop: The fly sat upon the axle-tree of the chariot-wheel and said, 'What a dust do I raise!'

Is a narcissist's suicide a crime of passion?