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My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.
To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.
My wife is doing Pilates. I think that's his name.
This is how bad I am at working out: I've got a personal trainer and he's getting fat.
Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspiring and marrons glaces.
Our minds are rendered buoyant by exercise.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy you don't need it: if you are sick you shouldn't take it.
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.



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