The universal religion - contempt for women.

I've always said I have nothing against a woman doing anything a man can do as long as she gets home in time to cook dinner.

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practise witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

T hate discussions of feminism that end up with who does the dishes,' she said. So do I. But at the end, there are always the damned dishes.

To celebrate 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day', this year we're both cleaning out the toilet.

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

How do I feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room. We want an equal share in government and we mean to get it.

If particular care is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice, no representation.