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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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The road to success is always under construction
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Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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