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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.


Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.


Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

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