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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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