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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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Love is being stupid together.
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