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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Rudyard Kipling

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Mae West

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

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Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

Love Quote

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

- Paulo Coelho

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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