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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Rudyard Kipling

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Mae West

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

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Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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