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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Rudyard Kipling

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Mae West

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

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Love Quote

Nearly all human beings love, but nearly none know how to love.

- Eugenio Maria de Hostos

Wise Quote

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

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