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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Relationship Quote
A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.
Life Quote
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
Wise Quote
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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