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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Rudyard Kipling

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Mae West

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

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Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Motivational Quote

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

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