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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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