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Humorous Quotes
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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