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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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