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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
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