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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Inspirational Quote
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Life Quote
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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