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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Rudyard Kipling

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Mae West

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

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