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Humorous Quotes

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

Rudyard Kipling

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Mae West

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

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Relationship Quote

A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.

- Jean de La Bruyere

Relationship Quote

A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

Inspirational Quote

Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

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