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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.
Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?