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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
No man is poor who has a Godly mother.