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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.