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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.