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Humorous Quotes
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Funny Quote
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
Strength Quote
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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