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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.