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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Without music, life would be a mistake.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
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