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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.