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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.