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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
One love, one heart, one destiny.
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.