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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
One love, one heart, one destiny.
Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get.
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.