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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.