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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.