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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.