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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
Violence never settles anything right: apart from injuring your own soul, it injures the best cause. It lingers on long after the object of hate has disappeared from the scene to plague the lives of those who have employed it against their foes.
Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.