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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.