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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.