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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.