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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Albert Einstein

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

Friedrich Nietzsche

So many books, so little time.

Frank Zappa

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

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Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

Wise Quote

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

Love Quote

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- G. K. Chesterton

Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.

- Anonymous

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