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Famous American poet, essayist and philosopher.

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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Albert Einstein

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

Friedrich Nietzsche

So many books, so little time.

Frank Zappa

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

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Inspirational Quote

Without music, life would be a mistake.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Truth Quote

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

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