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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
It always seems impossible until it's done.