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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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One love, one heart, one destiny.
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