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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Life is a journey, not a destination.
Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.