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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.