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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.