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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
No man is poor who has a Godly mother.