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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.