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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Everything you can imagine is real.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.