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Famous American actress, model and singer.

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Albert Einstein

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

Friedrich Nietzsche

So many books, so little time.

Frank Zappa

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

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Life Quote

Life is a game, play it.

- Mother Teresa

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Life Quote

Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

- Publilius Syrus

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

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