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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
Wise Quote
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
Humorous Quote
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Motivational Quote
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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