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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
So many books, so little time.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
The road to success is always under construction
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.