Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

Liberals want to manage the damage with government programs to take care of those who have fallen between the cracks. Populists want to fix the cracks so that people don't fall in the first place.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Forty-two percent of all liberals are queer. The Wallace people took a poll.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.