When a man's in love, he at once makes a pedestal of the Ten Commandments and stands on the top of them with his arms akimbo. When a woman's in love she doesn't care two straws for Thou Shalt and Thou Shalt Not.

In argument with men a woman ever Goes by the worse, whatever be her cause.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

Woman understands children better than man does, but man is more childlike than woman.

Men go to musicals. Women are the ones who buy the tickets for plays.

Women have many faults, but the worst of them all is that they are too pleased with themselves and take too little pains to please the men.

No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hates a man for being a friend to her.

If she is pleasing to one man, a girl is taken care of.

In their hearts women think that it is men's business to earn money and theirs to spend it.

I have thought that men and women should never come together except in bed. There is the only place where their natural hatred of each other is not so apparent.