I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.

The allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras holds out to sailors: they are enormously dangerous and hence enormously fascinating.

Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a man's last romance.

Man's love is of man's life a thing apart, Tis a Woman's whole existence.

The average woman sees only the weak points in a strong man, and the good points in a weak one.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her, but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.