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Never have your wife in the morning - the day may have something better to offer.
Never mistake asthma for passion, and vice versa.
Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.
Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.
Never request that he sleep in the wet spot.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Never make a defence or apology before you are accused.
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
Never appeal to a man's 'better nature'. He might not have one.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
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