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Never have your wife in the morning - the day may have something better to offer.
Never mistake asthma for passion, and vice versa.
Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.
Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.
Never request that he sleep in the wet spot.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Never make a defence or apology before you are accused.
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
Never appeal to a man's 'better nature'. He might not have one.


Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.


Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Life Quote
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

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