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Never have your wife in the morning - the day may have something better to offer.
Never mistake asthma for passion, and vice versa.
Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.
Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.
Never request that he sleep in the wet spot.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Never make a defence or apology before you are accused.
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
Never appeal to a man's 'better nature'. He might not have one.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
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Life is a journey, not a destination.
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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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