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Showing: 31 - 40 Never Quotes of 51

Never have your wife in the morning - the day may have something better to offer.

P. V. Taylor

Never mistake asthma for passion, and vice versa.

A. J. Cromer

Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Gore Vidal

Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.

John Cheever

Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.

Don Addis

Never request that he sleep in the wet spot.

C. E. Crimmins

Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

William Safire

Never make a defence or apology before you are accused.

King Charles I

Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.

Norman Douglas

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature'. He might not have one.

Robert Heinlein

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Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Wise Quote

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

- Aristotle

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

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