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Never have your wife in the morning - the day may have something better to offer.
Never mistake asthma for passion, and vice versa.
Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.
Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.
Never request that he sleep in the wet spot.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Never make a defence or apology before you are accused.
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
Never appeal to a man's 'better nature'. He might not have one.



Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.


Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

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