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Never say something remarkable. It is sure to be wrong.
Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Never date a man who has a freshly used fly swatter as his only living-room decoration.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.
Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.
I never fall apart, because I never fall together.
It never got weird enough for me.





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