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Never Quotes
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Never say something remarkable. It is sure to be wrong.
Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Never date a man who has a freshly used fly swatter as his only living-room decoration.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.
Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.
I never fall apart, because I never fall together.
It never got weird enough for me.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
Life Quote
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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