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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never ask a man where he has been.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Never co-sign.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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My interest is not in the capture of power, but in the control of power by the people.
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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