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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never ask a man where he has been.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Never co-sign.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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Love is being stupid together.
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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