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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never ask a man where he has been.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Never co-sign.
Never answer an anonymous letter.



Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.


Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

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