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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Daniel Greenberg

Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.

Joan Rivers

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

Anonymous

Never moon a werewolf.

Mike Binders

Never ask a man where he has been.

Mae West

Never lick a steak knife.

Dave Barry

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Anonymous

Never buy tights off a mermaid.

Anonymous

Never co-sign.

Al McGuire

Never answer an anonymous letter.

Yogi Berra

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Great Quote

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

Life Quote

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

- John Lennon

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

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