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Never Quotes
Showing: 21 - 30 Never Quotes of 51
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never ask a man where he has been.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Never co-sign.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
Life Quote
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Friend Quote
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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