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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Daniel Greenberg

Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.

Joan Rivers

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

Anonymous

Never moon a werewolf.

Mike Binders

Never ask a man where he has been.

Mae West

Never lick a steak knife.

Dave Barry

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Anonymous

Never buy tights off a mermaid.

Anonymous

Never co-sign.

Al McGuire

Never answer an anonymous letter.

Yogi Berra

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Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

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