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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Daniel Greenberg

Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.

Joan Rivers

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

Anonymous

Never moon a werewolf.

Mike Binders

Never ask a man where he has been.

Mae West

Never lick a steak knife.

Dave Barry

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Anonymous

Never buy tights off a mermaid.

Anonymous

Never co-sign.

Al McGuire

Never answer an anonymous letter.

Yogi Berra

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Funny Quote

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

- Winston Churchill

Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Motivational Quote

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

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