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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never ask a man where he has been.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Never co-sign.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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