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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Daniel Greenberg

Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.

Joan Rivers

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

Anonymous

Never moon a werewolf.

Mike Binders

Never ask a man where he has been.

Mae West

Never lick a steak knife.

Dave Barry

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Anonymous

Never buy tights off a mermaid.

Anonymous

Never co-sign.

Al McGuire

Never answer an anonymous letter.

Yogi Berra

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Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Relationship Quote

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

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