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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never ask a man where he has been.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Never co-sign.
Never answer an anonymous letter.




Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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