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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Daniel Greenberg

Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.

Joan Rivers

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

Anonymous

Never moon a werewolf.

Mike Binders

Never ask a man where he has been.

Mae West

Never lick a steak knife.

Dave Barry

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Anonymous

Never buy tights off a mermaid.

Anonymous

Never co-sign.

Al McGuire

Never answer an anonymous letter.

Yogi Berra

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Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Wise Quote

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

Life Quote

The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

- Audrey Hepburn

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

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