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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Daniel Greenberg

Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.

Joan Rivers

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

Anonymous

Never moon a werewolf.

Mike Binders

Never ask a man where he has been.

Mae West

Never lick a steak knife.

Dave Barry

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Anonymous

Never buy tights off a mermaid.

Anonymous

Never co-sign.

Al McGuire

Never answer an anonymous letter.

Yogi Berra

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Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Love Quote

I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.

- Anonymous

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