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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never ask a man where he has been.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Never co-sign.
Never answer an anonymous letter.



Friend Quote
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.


Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Relationship Quote
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

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