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Never Quotes
Showing: 21 - 30 Never Quotes of 51
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never buy a fur from a veterinarian.
Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never ask a man where he has been.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Never co-sign.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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