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Ogden Nash Quotes
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A dog's best friend is his illiteracy.
The trouble with a kitten is That Eventually it becomes a Cat.
Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.
I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.
Here's a good rule of thumb: Too clever is dumb.
I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.
A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.
Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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