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One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.
But all ladies think they weigh too much.
... people who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.


Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.


Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

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