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People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces properly if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of De- cember.

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O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

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Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Out-number your friends.

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The old men know when an old man dies.

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Purity Is obscurity.

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The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.

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One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.

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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Love Quote

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- G. K. Chesterton

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

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