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Ogden Nash Quotes
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People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces properly if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of De- cember.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Out-number your friends.
The old men know when an old man dies.
Purity Is obscurity.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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