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Ogden Nash Quotes
Showing: 21 - 30 Ogden Nash Quotes of 54
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces properly if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of De- cember.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Out-number your friends.
The old men know when an old man dies.
Purity Is obscurity.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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