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Ogden Nash Quotes
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People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces properly if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of De- cember.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Out-number your friends.
The old men know when an old man dies.
Purity Is obscurity.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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