When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.

How Sunday into Monday melts!

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.

Progress might have been right once, but it's gone on too long.

People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.