No one is ever old enough to know better.

Perseverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.

It is perhaps life's greatest accomplishment to live to old age, maintaining one's wits, one's sense of humor, one's health, and one's charm.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.

Old age is just a record of one's whole life.

You're sixty-five today - and it's the first day of the rest of your life savings.

Granny says she was going to grow old gracefully, but she's left it too late.

I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. I'd give it all up for one erection.

How young can you die of old age?