My Mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get - unless you're a banana."

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

They say a man is as old as the women he feels.

For a moment man is a boy, for a moment a lovesick youth, for a moment bereft of wealth, for a moment in the height of prosperity; then at life's end with limbs worn out by old age and wrinkles adorning his face, like an actor he retires behind the curtain of death.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Old age ain't for sissies.

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

We are always the same age inside.

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.