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Alcohol Quotes

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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.
Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower of mine. Gimme a double Scotch.'
Drunkenness is nothing else but voluntary madness.
Good people drink good beer.



Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.


Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

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