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Alcohol Quotes
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.
Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower of mine. Gimme a double Scotch.'
Drunkenness is nothing else but voluntary madness.
Good people drink good beer.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Life Quote
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Life Quote
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Wise Quote
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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