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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Bob Marley

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

Kitty Marlowe

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

Louis Pasteur

Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.

Bertrand Russell

Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.

Marquis de Sade

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.

Peter Kay

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

Dorothy Parker

Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower of mine. Gimme a double Scotch.'

E. B. White

Drunkenness is nothing else but voluntary madness.

Seneca

Good people drink good beer.

Hunter S. Thompson

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

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You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

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