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What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, you get an onion with long ears, but one time out of a hundred, you get a piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
In the distance, the gestures of animals look human, the gestures of human beings bestial.
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump: you may be freeing him from being a camel.
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: 'Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.'
Animals in different countries have different expressions just as the people in different countries differ in expression.
Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you.
We watched Saskia jug a hare, once, on television, years ago ... The hare had been half rotted, then cremated, then consumed. If there is a God and she is of the rabbit family, then Saskia will be in deep doo-doo on Judgement Day.



Love Quote
Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.


Success Quote
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

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