I don't know if I should care for a man who made life easy; I should want someone who made it interesting.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that would cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

No one worth possessing can be quite possessed.

Appealingness is inversely proportional to attainability.

Spencer was searching for a woman interested in gold, inorganic chemistry, outdoor sex and the music of Bach. In short, he was looking for himself, only female.

You're never going to meet the perfect person. The timing's off. You're married, she's single. You're a Jew, he's Palestinian. One's a Mexican, one's a racoon. One's a black man, one's a black woman. It's always something.

My dearest Albert put on my stockings for me. I went in and saw him shave; a great delight for me.

She has eyes that men adore so and a torso even more so.

What attracts us in a woman rarely binds us to her.

There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves.