Say not 'Good-night' but in some brighter clime, bid me 'Good-morning.'

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

The consumer side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.

We're all cremated equal.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.

Death ends a life. But it doesn't end a relationship.

Well, Norton, I guess they'll be no bus rides for me. I've come to the end of the line. I'm going to that big bus depot in the sky. It's a one-way trip with no transfers.

There has never been such a silence.