Death is a distant rumor to the young.

There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.

Death ends a life. But it doesn't end a relationship.

Well, Norton, I guess they'll be no bus rides for me. I've come to the end of the line. I'm going to that big bus depot in the sky. It's a one-way trip with no transfers.

There has never been such a silence.

Like women all over America, my mother confronted tragedy and death with cold ham and Jell-O salad.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing.

Death is like sleep without the long term commitment.

Death may not be funny, but it's not the end of the world.