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Doctor Quotes
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The doctor said, 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're not a hypochondriac ... '
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.
The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others.
I have never gone to a doctor in my adult life, feeling instinctively that doctors meant either cutting or, just as bad, diet.
A medical maxim for doctors in diagnosis: when you hear hoofbeats, think of horses before zebras.
One finger in the throat and one in the rectum make a good diagnostician.
I finally have a dental plan. I chew on the other side.
My first neurologist had a very holistic approach to my illness. No more red meat, no more salt, no more alcohol. I said, 'What about sex?' He said, 'I'm seeing someone.'
I've decided to skip 'holistic'. I don't know what it means, and I don't want to know. That may seem extreme, but I followed the same strategy toward 'Gestalt' and the 'Twist', and lived to tell the tale.
My acupuncturist said, 'Take two thumbtacks and call me in the morning.'
Violence Quote
Violence never settles anything right: apart from injuring your own soul, it injures the best cause. It lingers on long after the object of hate has disappeared from the scene to plague the lives of those who have employed it against their foes.
Friendship Quote
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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