An honest God is the noblest work of man.

Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our house, and He had me all sketched out down to what size my feet would be (big), which bike I would ride (Schwinn), and the five ears of corn I'd eat for supper that night.

It strikes me as somewhat odd that the people who use God's name most frequently, both in life and in literature, usually don't believe in him.

God is what man finds that is divine in himself. God is the best way man can behave in the ordinary occasions of life, and the farthest point to which man can stretch himself.

Tis heaven alone that is given away, Tis only God may be had for the asking.

God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; He will set them above their betters.

It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person to reconcile himself to the idea that after all God will not help him.

Just are the ways of God, And justifiable to men; Unless there be who think not God at all.

Only this I know, That one celestial father gives to all.

If triangles had a god, he would have three sides.