I'm not interested in money. I only want to be wonderful.

I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.

You, O money, are the cause of a restless life! Because of you we journey toward a premature death; you provide cruel nourishment for the evils of men; the seed of our cares sprouts from your head.

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

Money it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.

Let us keep a firm grip upon our money, for without it the whole assembly of virtues are but as blades of grass.

Money is a great dignifier.

Excellent is wisdom when associated with an inheritance.

Since I'm known as a 'rich person', I feel I have to tip at least $5 each time I check my coat. On top of that, I would have to wear a very expensive coat, and it would have to be insured. Added up, without a topcoat I save over $20,000 a year.