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I'm not interested in money. I only want to be wonderful.
I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.
You, O money, are the cause of a restless life! Because of you we journey toward a premature death; you provide cruel nourishment for the evils of men; the seed of our cares sprouts from your head.
Money it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.
Let us keep a firm grip upon our money, for without it the whole assembly of virtues are but as blades of grass.
Excellent is wisdom when associated with an inheritance.
Since I'm known as a 'rich person', I feel I have to tip at least $5 each time I check my coat. On top of that, I would have to wear a very expensive coat, and it would have to be insured. Added up, without a topcoat I save over $20,000 a year.
Can anybody remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?
There is nothing at all wrong with having money unless money has you.
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now
Everything you can imagine is real.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.