I don't even like money. It just quiets my nerves.

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

To money, the finest linguist in the world!

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.

There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.

The love of money is the source of an enormous amount of good; the fact that the good is a by-product of the selfish pursuit of riches has nothing to do with its indisputable value.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he only had good intentions. He had money as well.

My mother said, 'No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs you back.'