To be extravagant you need money. True. But you do not need your own money.

Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Never in the history of human credit has so much been owed.

There are several ways to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.

If you want to steal some money, don't rob a bank - open one.

Keeping accounts, sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own money, and has nobody to whom he is to account. You won't eat less beef today because you have written down what it cost yesterday.

Jesus saves! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?

Never put your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.

Mr Potts said that lending money always made him feel as if he were rubbing velvet up the wrong way.