Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in "Old Maid"; the player who is finally left with it has lost.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

The difference between a little money and no money at all is enormous-and can shatter the world. And the difference between a little money and an enormous amount of money is very slight-and that, also, can shatter the world.

Money, big money (which is actually a relative concept) is always, under any circumstances, a seduction, a test of morals, a temptation to sin.

Money brings some happiness but after a certain point it just brings more money.

A fool and his money are soon married.

Money makes even bastards legitimate.

It's often been said that money won't make you happy, and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it's a lovely thing to have around the home.

The only reason to have money is to tell any sonovabitch to go to hell.

I don't even like money. It just quiets my nerves.