There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

... an existentialist, a man who defines the whole universe by the fact that he happens to be in it.

What one decides to do in a crisis depends upon one's philosophy of life, and that philosophy cannot be changed by an incident. If one hasn't any philosophy in a crisis, others make the decision.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Remembering is the opposite of being here now; it's being there now.

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know.

Philosophy is common sense in a dress suit.

The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.

If the East loves infinity, the West delights in boundaries.