There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

... an existentialist, a man who defines the whole universe by the fact that he happens to be in it.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

What one decides to do in a crisis depends upon one's philosophy of life, and that philosophy cannot be changed by an incident. If one hasn't any philosophy in a crisis, others make the decision.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

Remembering is the opposite of being here now; it's being there now.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit.

I have tried in my time to be a philosopher, but cheerfulness was always breaking in.

Philosophy is common sense in a dress suit.

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know.