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... an existentialist, a man who defines the whole universe by the fact that he happens to be in it.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
What one decides to do in a crisis depends upon one's philosophy of life, and that philosophy cannot be changed by an incident. If one hasn't any philosophy in a crisis, others make the decision.
My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.
Remembering is the opposite of being here now; it's being there now.
Philosophy is common sense in a dress suit.
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit.
Why are philosophers intent on forcing others to believe things? Is that a nice way to behave towards someone?
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.