Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit.

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.

Why are philosophers intent on forcing others to believe things? Is that a nice way to behave towards someone?

I have tried in my time to be a philosopher, but cheerfulness was always breaking in.

It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.

The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.

If the East loves infinity, the West delights in boundaries.

There is no religion in which everyday life is not considered a prison; there is no philosophy or ideology that does not think that we live in alienation.

Philosophy: a route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.