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People think there's a choice between smoking and immortality, but we've all got to die of something.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.


Relationship Quote
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.


Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

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