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People think there's a choice between smoking and immortality, but we've all got to die of something.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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