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People think there's a choice between smoking and immortality, but we've all got to die of something.

Tom Stoppard

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'

Steve Martin

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

Lewis Grizzard

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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

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