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People think there's a choice between smoking and immortality, but we've all got to die of something.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.


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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.


Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

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