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People think there's a choice between smoking and immortality, but we've all got to die of something.

Tom Stoppard

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?'

Steve Martin

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

Lewis Grizzard

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Funny Quote

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

- Winston Churchill

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Life Quote

The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.

- Jack Harris

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

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