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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
Boy, the things I do for England.
I am the last of Britain's stately homos.
I'm in favor of liberalized immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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