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Dating Quotes
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When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.
I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by, and I said, 'Are you Louise?' She said, 'Are you Rodney?' I said, 'Yeah.' She said, 'I'm not Louise.'
I don't think of myself as single. I'm romantically challenged.
I just broke up with my girlfriend, because I caught her lying. Under another man.
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
Committing is hard for men. I can't even commit to one TV program. I get this nervous feeling that there's something better on the other channel.
She was just a passing fiancee.
I'm still going on bad dates, when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
The possibility of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of 1) a date, 2) his wife, 3) a better-looking and richer male friend.
Challenge, and not desire, lies at the heart of seduction.
Love Quote
Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.
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