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When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.
I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by, and I said, 'Are you Louise?' She said, 'Are you Rodney?' I said, 'Yeah.' She said, 'I'm not Louise.'
I don't think of myself as single. I'm romantically challenged.
I just broke up with my girlfriend, because I caught her lying. Under another man.
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
Committing is hard for men. I can't even commit to one TV program. I get this nervous feeling that there's something better on the other channel.
She was just a passing fiancee.
I'm still going on bad dates, when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
The possibility of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of 1) a date, 2) his wife, 3) a better-looking and richer male friend.
Challenge, and not desire, lies at the heart of seduction.



Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Life Quote
The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

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