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Sex Quotes
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It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it on the street and frighten the horses.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
The best kind of sex education is life in a loving family.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
A hard man is good to find.
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Is it wrong to fake orgasm during masturbation?
I don't know whether you've ever had a woman eat an apple while you were doing it. Well, you can imagine how that affects you.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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