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Sex Quotes
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It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it on the street and frighten the horses.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
The best kind of sex education is life in a loving family.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
A hard man is good to find.
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Is it wrong to fake orgasm during masturbation?
I don't know whether you've ever had a woman eat an apple while you were doing it. Well, you can imagine how that affects you.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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