Everybody lies about sex.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.

Sex is the great amateur art.

There is a tendency to think of sex as something degrading; it is not, it is magnificent, an enormous privilege, but because of that the rules are tremendously strict and severe.