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A eunuch is a man who has had his work cut out for him.
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
If God had meant for us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs.
I mean, what good is it, Sis, to have sexual freedom if you become a slave to it.
A satisfying sex life is the single most effective protection against heart attacks.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"
Sex is like supermarkets: overrated ... a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little in the end.
My shorts have more ambition than I do.
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