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A eunuch is a man who has had his work cut out for him.
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
If God had meant for us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs.
I mean, what good is it, Sis, to have sexual freedom if you become a slave to it.
A satisfying sex life is the single most effective protection against heart attacks.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"
Sex is like supermarkets: overrated ... a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little in the end.
My shorts have more ambition than I do.




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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

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