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Sex Quotes
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
If God had meant for us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs.
I mean, what good is it, Sis, to have sexual freedom if you become a slave to it.
A satisfying sex life is the single most effective protection against heart attacks.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"
Sex is like supermarkets: overrated ... a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little in the end.
My shorts have more ambition than I do.
Mother, you who conceived without sinning, teach me how to sin without conceiving.
Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
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