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Sex Quotes
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
If God had meant for us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs.
I mean, what good is it, Sis, to have sexual freedom if you become a slave to it.
A satisfying sex life is the single most effective protection against heart attacks.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Last time I made love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter? You can't think of anybody either?"
Sex is like supermarkets: overrated ... a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little in the end.
My shorts have more ambition than I do.
Mother, you who conceived without sinning, teach me how to sin without conceiving.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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