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I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
All animals are sad after coitus except the female human and the rooster.
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
What motivated man to walk upright? To free his hands for masturbation.
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
Man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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