In marriage it is all very well to say that "the two are made one," the question is - which one?

Marriage is our last best chance to grow up.

One should choose for a wife only such a woman as he would choose for a friend, were she a man.

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

Let there be spaces in your togetherness.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

One of the chief pleasures of middle age is looking back at the people you didn't marry.

I have learned only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First let her think she is having her own way. Second, let her have it.