Search more than 36,000 Quotes by over 6,000 Authors.
FEATURED
AUTHORS
If you like this page, please
share it with your friends!
share it with your friends!
Marriage Quotes
Showing: 181 - 190 Marriage Quotes of 303
I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage!
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks; it looks so easy till you try it.
Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.
If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen.
Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Relationship Quote
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
All quotations on this website are the property and copyright of their respective authors. All quotations are provided for educational and informational purposes only.
Copyright © 2011 LifeQuotesLib.com. All Rights Reserved.