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Marriage Quotes
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Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage!
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks; it looks so easy till you try it.
Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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