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Marriage Quotes
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Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Who wears the pants in this house? I do, and I also wash and iron them.
The surest way to be alone is to get married.
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
I couldn't see tying myself down with a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
We want playmates we can own.
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
Marriage is like the Middle East - no solutions.
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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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