Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

A married couple are well suited when both partners feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

Impossible for anyone to conceive the torments of his nights in bed with his beloved one and estranged from her. That turning of backs, that cold space between their two unhappy bodies.

Intelligent discussion of practically everything is what is breaking up modern marriage, if anything is.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

A man may be a fool and not know it-but not if he is married.