Power can corrupt, but absolute power is absolutely delightful.

When the client moans and sighs Make his logo twice the size. If he still should prove refractory, Show a picture of his factory. Only in the gravest cases Should you show the clients' faces.

Don't be troubled if the temptation to give advice is irresistible; the ability to ignore it is universal.

Everything is personal.

Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.

Keep your bowels open, your tin hat on and trust to God.

You're sixty-five today - and it's the first day of the rest of your life savings.

A soft drink turneth away company.

I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss about nothing.

On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: 'Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.'