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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Every generation believes that there was a golden age that ended about forty years previously.
If nothing works faster than Anadin, take nothing.
Your bladder's either half full or half empty depending on your world view.
It is often more beneficial to jog around the psychiatrist's building than to enter - and cheaper than a couch.
Sleep with a question, and you often get up with the answer.
Why do girls fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Some speakers electrify their listeners, others only gas them.
Why do 'They' retain absurd distinctions between first and second class? Far more helpful if 'They' divided us into, say, talkers and non-talkers, or farters and non-farters.



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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.


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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

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