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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Every generation believes that there was a golden age that ended about forty years previously.
If nothing works faster than Anadin, take nothing.
Your bladder's either half full or half empty depending on your world view.
It is often more beneficial to jog around the psychiatrist's building than to enter - and cheaper than a couch.
Sleep with a question, and you often get up with the answer.
Why do girls fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Some speakers electrify their listeners, others only gas them.
Why do 'They' retain absurd distinctions between first and second class? Far more helpful if 'They' divided us into, say, talkers and non-talkers, or farters and non-farters.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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