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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never buy tights off a mermaid.
Every generation believes that there was a golden age that ended about forty years previously.
If nothing works faster than Anadin, take nothing.
Your bladder's either half full or half empty depending on your world view.
It is often more beneficial to jog around the psychiatrist's building than to enter - and cheaper than a couch.
Sleep with a question, and you often get up with the answer.
Why do girls fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Some speakers electrify their listeners, others only gas them.
Why do 'They' retain absurd distinctions between first and second class? Far more helpful if 'They' divided us into, say, talkers and non-talkers, or farters and non-farters.



Wisdom Quote
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.


Life Quote
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Inspirational Quote
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

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