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What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, you get an onion with long ears, but one time out of a hundred, you get a piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Never question your wife's judgement. Look at who she married.
A person who has been married many years knows more about marriage than one who has been married many times.
People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do.
The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
If you are looking for a big opportunity, find a big problem.
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
It is slavery and a disgrace if a wife supports her husband.
Inspirational Quote
Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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