Search Quotes
Search more than 36,000 Quotes by over 6,000 Authors.
Home Page
Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Popular Quotes
Popular Authors
Submit a Quote
Anonymous Quotes
Showing: 21 - 30 Anonymous Quotes of 816
What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, you get an onion with long ears, but one time out of a hundred, you get a piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Never question your wife's judgement. Look at who she married.
A person who has been married many years knows more about marriage than one who has been married many times.
People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do.
The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
If you are looking for a big opportunity, find a big problem.
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
It is slavery and a disgrace if a wife supports her husband.
Search quotes
Peace Quote
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
Funny Quote
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Motivational Quote
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
Friend Quote
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
All quotations on this website are the property and copyright of their respective authors. All quotations are provided for educational and informational purposes only.
Copyright © 2011 LifeQuotesLib.com. All Rights Reserved.