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Be straightforward in the way you dodge issues.
Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordian but doesn't.
With regard to ham and eggs: The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
On the highway, beware of rolling stoned.
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
The secret of patience ... to do something else in the meantime.
It is better to have poor taste, than no taste at all.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
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