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A youth was questioning a lonely old man, 'What is life's heaviest burden?' he asked. The old fellow answered sadly, 'To have nothing to carry.'
Coles' Law: thinly sliced cabbage.
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
No matter how many rooms there are in the motel, the fellow who starts up his car at five o'clock in the morning is always parked under your window.
The first pull on the cord always sends the curtains in the wrong direction.
Any money left over will be needed tomorrow to pay an unexpected bill.
Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
He who is most creative conceals his sources the best.
Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't.
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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