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When the client moans and sighs Make his logo twice the size. If he still should prove refractory, Show a picture of his factory. Only in the gravest cases Should you show the clients' faces.
Don't be troubled if the temptation to give advice is irresistible; the ability to ignore it is universal.
Everything is personal.
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
Keep your bowels open, your tin hat on and trust to God.
You're sixty-five today - and it's the first day of the rest of your life savings.
A soft drink turneth away company.
I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss about nothing.
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: 'Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.'
The popularity of an animal is directly correlated with the number of anthropomorphic features it possesses.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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