Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

For women, eating has taken on the sinful state once reserved for sex.

A medical maxim for doctors in diagnosis: when you hear hoofbeats, think of horses before zebras.

Pace yourself. An elephant can be swallowed ... one bite at a time.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

What a wonderful world this would be if we all did as well today as we expect to do tomorrow.

-What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? -Philippe Philoppe.

The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos.

A Native American said this: 'Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time.' When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, 'The one I feed the most.'

If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well.