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When the client moans and sighs Make his logo twice the size. If he still should prove refractory, Show a picture of his factory. Only in the gravest cases Should you show the clients' faces.
Don't be troubled if the temptation to give advice is irresistible; the ability to ignore it is universal.
Everything is personal.
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
Keep your bowels open, your tin hat on and trust to God.
You're sixty-five today - and it's the first day of the rest of your life savings.
A soft drink turneth away company.
I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss about nothing.
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: 'Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.'
The popularity of an animal is directly correlated with the number of anthropomorphic features it possesses.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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