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Nobody has to tell you when it's right.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
The trouble with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.
A psychotic thinks that 2 plus 2 makes 5. A neurotic KNOWS that 2 plus 2 makes 4 - he just can't stand it.
San Francisco is like granola: Take away the fruits and nuts, and all you have are the flakes.
If you want to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball.
The wages of sin are unreported.
Trust is doing something someone asks you to do, even if you think it's dumb.
The truth is the safest lie.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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