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Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.
History is that thing you hastily delete as you log off the internet.
Laugh? I nearly bought my own beer.
In the old days, if a person missed the stagecoach, he was content to wait a day or two for the next one. Nowadays, we feel frustrated if we miss one section of a revolving door.
Always take time to stop and smell the roses, and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
If Noah had been very wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
If someone were to pay you ten cents for every kind word you ever spoke and collect five cents for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor?
No one is listening until you fart.
I live alone and sometimes I wish there were a toothbrush in the holder next to mine. I often eat alone, sleep alone, and go to the movies alone, even on Saturday night. Some of my friends live the same way, and we agree that being alone is a tax we pay for the luxury of our freedom.
Don't think that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost. She may have got him.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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